Happy Christmas, You Guys!

by Simon Panrucker

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released 16 December 2008

All tracks written, performed and produced by Simon Panrucker.

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Simon Panrucker Bristol, UK

When not writing songs for Cartoon Network's Clarence, Simon explodes novelty rap and turbo pop from his funglands for the absolute pleasure or total dismay of all and sundry.

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Track Name: Snowflakes Falling Down
Snowflakes falling down,
Down towards the earth this morning,
Wow! I can't believe my eyes,
It's like a christmas card,

I hope it will set,
I haven't had a real white christmas yet,
I've got my fingers crossed,
I've never wished this hard,

Snowflakes falling down,
To the ground beneath my feet,
Pieces of frozen cloud are floating to the earth to meet,
Snowflakes falling down,
And I'm dazzled by the sight,
Soon everything will be all white...

Wrap my scarf up tight,
Tight against the wind
and laugh despite the shivering,
Off into the world I go,

It's just so much fun,
To try and catch a snowflake on your tongue,
It's easy when the air is thick with swirls of snow,

Snowflakes falling down,
To the ground beneath my feet,
Pieces of frozen cloud are floating to the earth to meet,
Snowflakes falling down,
And I'm dazzled by the sight,
Soon everything will be all white...
Track Name: Everyone Is Sleeping
I lie as the wind blows
At my bedroom window,
If I look out I might see
The stars shining brightly,

It's late in the night time,
On a quiet christmas eve,

Everyone is sleeping but me.

I listen transfixed
To the clock as it ticks,
The duvet is heaving
With my gentle breathing,

It's late in the night time,
On a quiet christmas eve,

Everyone is sleeping but me.
Track Name: Happy Christmas, You Guys!
Oh my goodness,
You know what day it is,
I'm pretty excited!

Oh! Come and take a look at the tree,
It's gotta be about seven foot three,
Come and take a look at the christmas tree,
It looks good to me, it's such a lovely green,

Come and take a look at the gifts,
The paper looks nice before it's ripped,
Come and take a look at the wrapped up gifts,
Whoever packaged this clearly practised it,

Ba bada ba ba ba,
Ba ba bada ba,
Happy christmas!

Come and take a look at the snow,
Bright white as far as your eye sight goes,
Come and take a look at the fields of snow,
I'll just get my coat then we're good to go,

Come and take a look at the lake,
Let's have a quick skate before it gets late,
Come and take a look at the frozen lake,
Put your clothes on mate, don't make that mistake,

Ba bada ba ba ba,
Ba ba bada ba,
Happy christmas!

I'm so psyched, I'm super pumped,
I've been waiting for this one day for twelve months,
I've had a run around and a skip and a jump,
Now let me take a deep breath while I listen to my heart thump...

Come and take a look a look at my Dad,
Lying on the sofa feeling glad,
Come and take a look at my dear old Dad,
Having the best nap he's ever had,

Come and take a look at my Mum,
She's in the kitchen with her apron on,
Come and take a look at my lovely Mum,
She's like "what's up son? Christmas dinner's done!"

Ba bada ba ba ba,
Ba ba bada ba,
Happy christmas!

Oh happy christmas, you guys!
Track Name: Leave My Nuts Alone
Every year on christmas night,
I give my nuts a check,
I handle them so carefully,

This year I got quite a fright,
When I was mid inspect,
Oh it upset me terribly,

To my dismay it seems something ain't right,
It looks like someone's come and had a bite,
I don't know what to do,
I wish my nuts were left unchewed,
I'm angry and confused,

I don't think I would mind so much,
If they had asked me first,
But I gave no such consent!

They could have had a little touch,
But this is so much worse,
I've never been in such torment!

Why couldn't they have left my nuts alone,
Now they've been munched all I can do is moan,
I'll have to live without,
But I would have loved to crack one out,
Now I just want to shout,

Who's been gobbling my nuts?
Who's been gobbling my nuts?
Leave my nuts alone!
Leave my nuts alone!

Won't you leave my nuts in peace?
Please leave my nuts in peace!
Please don't leave my nuts in pieces!

Leave my nuts alone!
Track Name: Stacks Of Stuff
It's the same each year,
We get lost in a rush around shops,
When we want to be sincere,
To those we hold so dear,

Empty bank accounts,
A mad dash to spend our cash,
On this junk in huge amounts,
When it's the thought that counts,

And while it's a lovely gesture,
I don't feel the need to test your love,
With token gifts to me,
I've already got more than I could need,

It's another pair of socks,
A DVD that I won't watch,
I don't care for stacks of stuff,
The fact you're there's enough,

Gridlocked checkout queues,
Gift ideas pumped in our ears,
But it's all too naff to choose,
I think we've got confused,

Jumpers that don't fit,
Boring books that won't get a look,
Ornaments and cheap trinkets,
But I want none of it,

And I know it sounds ungrateful,
But these words are far from hateful,
It's just that all these novelties,
Couldn't mean as much as you mean to me,

It's another pair of socks,
A DVD that I won't watch,
I don't care for stacks of stuff,
The fact you're there's enough,

Yeah, your very presence is a present enough.
Track Name: Christmas Time, I Love You
Christmas time, I love you,
The winter months are cold but I feel warm inside,
'Cause though the nights are long,
They're full of cheerful song,
As everybody celebrates yuletide.

Christmas time, I need you,
You take my jaded heart and make it full of joy,
'Cause you still care to put some magic in the air,
For every man and woman, girl and boy.

And when you're here I wish that you would stay forever,
But you don't,
No you always go away,

And when you're gone I wish that we were still together,
But we're not,
And it has to be,

It has to be this way.

Christmas time, I miss you,
Your dream of peace on earth and goodwill to all men,
And though I dearly love the rest of the year,
It's better when you come around again.

Christmas time, I love you,

Christmas time, I need you,

Christmas time, I miss you.