SCARY

by Simon Panrucker

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Music from PANRUCKER'S PARTYTIME - SCARY EDITION. Watch the full live show here:

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released October 31, 2013

Vampires co-written with Carl Peck.

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Simon Panrucker Bristol, UK

When not writing songs for Cartoon Network's Clarence, Simon explodes novelty rap and turbo pop from his funglands for the absolute pleasure or total dismay of all and sundry.

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Track Name: The Willies
When the floor board creaks but there's nobody there
I know I shouldn't care but I still get scared
Or when the plumbing cools
And it pops and cracks I'm like
Ooohh whoooaaa... what was that?

I turn on the TV in a pitch black room
The static on screen seems to beam my doom
I stare at a window with no lights switched on
For a mite too long I'm like right, now I'm frightened

When I'm reaching in a deep dark cupboard,
There's a cobweb in the corner but I'm like "not bothered"
But if something brushes the back of my neck
I'm like OH HECK - I'm a shaky old wreck

Moths flying at the light bulb that's fine
They can do whatever they want on their own time
But if they start flapping all up in my face
I'm like, "Wing dust is a thing I must not taste! Urrrgh!"

I can't cope, my neck's gone chilly,
Dry choke as my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke coz I know it seems silly
But I've really got the willies

I can't cope, my neck's gone chilly,
Dry choke as my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke coz I know it seems silly
But I've really really really really really got the willies

Shake hands with a clammy limp grip
Old cold blancmange is like sick
Scrape my finger on the edge of a page
Kiss lips with a lady of old age

When I blink at my reflection in the mirror
And I think of something popping up behind me that's a winner
For making me creeped out I leak out wee
And when I'm swimming in the deep blue sea

I take a look down and I can't see the bottom
It's a feeling that I'd rather have forgotten
I'm a pink speck floating on the top of an abyss
If a sea beast eats me I wouldn't go amiss

Or when I gaze into a clear night sky
The coldness of the cosmos makes me wanna cry
With fear, coz we're surrounded by a void
And it wouldn't make a difference if the planet was destroyed

I can't cope, my neck's gone chilly,
Dry choke as my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke coz I know it seems silly
But I've really got the willies

I can't cope, my neck's gone chilly,
Dry choke as my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke coz I know it seems silly
But I've really really really really really got the willies
Track Name: Ineptunes - Vampires
Yo turn the beat up higher I'm a fuckin' vampire
Never tire at night, yo I'm a killer for hire
Only payment I take is the necks I break
Come out in the night time, BIG MISTAKE

I got fangs, no fans
I be suckin' on yo pituitary glands
That's just for starters, I suck a bit harder
Soon I be chewin' on yo medulla oblongata

I got a terrible blood thirst and what's worse
I'm cursed coz sunshine makes my blood burst
Just kidding, or am I, you don't know
Fact is I don't rest till the blood flow

Half past four in the morning
Grave warning, we be bringing the dawn in
Gotta scarper, until it gets darker
Black out the windows with a permanent marker

YEAH

I'm a Vampire - I only come out at night
I remember one time I saw this girl in the moonlight
She was real fine, skin like mint imperial
But it could never be, coz I'm always hungry
So I cry into my cape

Oh you got me a mirror?
Bad suggestion, I got no reflection
Garlic for me? Are you crazy?!
Don't you know I got the allergies?

And you think I got a use for this?
What the fuck would I do with a crucifix?
But hey, I appreciate the gesture
[Bend down, I want to whisper]

OH PSYCH! I'm actually angry!
Would you buy me a silk tie just to hang me?
Well just try, I wouldn't do jack
You knock me down and I bounce right back

Coz I'm immortal, yeah, I'm meant to kill
Unless I get staked in the ventricle
I wish you would coz I'm lonely
Understand me? I'm never happy and I won't be

Coz nobody loves me
I just want someone to share infinity
And tell me could you love me?
For the rest of time would you be mine?
And do you feel me?
Would you like to be in close vicinity
With a dead body?
I'm not much use around the house

I'm a Vampire - I only come out at night
I remember one time I saw this girl in the moonlight
She was real fine, skin like mint imperial
But it could never be, coz I'm always hungry
So I cry into my cape
Track Name: Simon Matthews and Simon Panrucker - I'm Not Scared
[Matthews]

I'm not afraid of the dark no more
I'm brave enough to sleep with the hallway light off
I'm not scared, it's not scary
The dark should be afraid of me

When I was smaller I'd be terrified
Of everything that bumped in the night and made a sound
It could be goblins, it could be fairies
That will take all of your teeth and replace them with a pound

Or scary clowns that make bad jokes
And stare you down till you laugh and hope
They'll go away
But they just stay

It could be vikings or even trifle
That will move all on its own as it wobbles fro and to
It could be homework stacked up higher than
Another pile of homework that I don't want to do

Or bright green goo that bounces round
But Robin Williams can't be found
To calm it down
It makes me frown

But Flubber's just a film, it's not real

So I'm not afraid of the dark no more
I'm brave enough to sleep with the hallway light off
I'm not scared, it's not scary
The dark should be afraid of me

Simon are you afraid of the dark?

[Panrucker]
I used to be, yeah!

[Matthews]
Can you tell me about it?

[Panrucker]
When I was smaller I would listen to
The sound of dinner jazz playing on my radio
To calm my mind from working overdrive
Imagining the monsters hidden down below

And when I had to take a wee
I'd pass the staircase speedily
So I did not spy what the darkness hides

[Matthew]
Oh my goodness, what was it?

[Panrucker]
But now I realise it's not real

[Matthew]
Oh phew!

[Panrucker]
So I'm not afraid of the dark no more
I'm brave enough to sleep with the hallway light off
I'm not scared it's not scary
The dark should be afraid of me

[Matthews]
When I get scared I shout
And clap my hands to freak the darkness out
When I get scared I roar
And stamp my feet to show the dark what for

And sometimes I like to whistle

[Whistling]

Let's sing it together Simon

[Panrucker]
Sure

[Both]
We're not afraid of the dark no more
We're brave enough to sleep with the hallway light off
We're not scared, enough's enough
The dark should be afraid of us