Dinosaurs

from by Simon Panrucker

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So you wanna know about dinosaurs?
Well that's fine, of course! I've got time to source
My knowledge on the matter to you all,
DINOSAURS ARE AWESOME!
I'm not an expert; in truth I only saw some
Pictures in a book, but I had a good look,
I didn't bother with the words, so it probably only took three minutes,
But despite the bits I missed I got the gist,
Relax while my dinosaur facts attack you like a fist,

About a hundred years ago,
In the days of Jesus and Shakespeare and Moses,
Dinosaurs roamed this planet with one cause…
(What?)
To walk around being dinosaurs,
They first came to life when a Rhino and a Crocodile
Became rife with the horn and had to cock,
A while later when the baby was born do you know what they saw?
A crocodinocerous; a dinocerous; A DINOSAUR!
Before long it started to self-replicate,
The rhino tried to stop it but by then it was too late,
For soon there were hundreds and thousands and still more,
Ready to bite and feed, fight and bleed and ROAR.

So you wanna know about dinosaurs?
Well that's fine, of course! I've got time to source
My knowledge on the matter to you all,
DINOSAURS ARE AWESOME!
I'm not an expert; in truth I only saw some
Pictures in a book, but I had a good look,
I didn't bother with the words so it probably only took three minutes,
But despite the bits I missed I got the gist,
Relax while my dinosaur facts attack you like a fist,

Focus while I talk about the diplodocus,
Jokers laugh at its enormous neck,
It's so big! Like a mile tall and a mile in length,
With a hard head held up with incredible strength,
Don't get in its way or even look it in the eye,
Coz you'll receive a flippin' headbutt from a mile up in the sky!
Whooosh! CRACK! Now you know the sorrow,
That follows a beast that eats baguettes with one swallow,
T-rex is next and it's coming to get ya,
Hands outstretched steady and ready to molest ya,
Ugly on the outside, worse within,
With devious desires and a right pervy grin,
Its mind's dirt, it flirts with skirt like desert,
Or a young boy with a fun toy to hurt,
But no matter how happy the horribly blue thought
It can't clap with joy 'cause its arms are too short!

So you wanna know about dinosaurs?
Well that's fine, of course! I've got time to source
My knowledge on the matter to you all,
DINOSAURS ARE AWESOME!
I'm not an expert; in truth I only saw some
Pictures in a book, but I had a good look,
I didn't bother with the words so it probably only took three minutes,
But despite the bits I missed I got the gist,
Relax while my dinosaur facts attack you like a fist

Triceratops never stops terrorising,
Three horns rising, very surprising!
Chiding behinds in a furious frenzy,
Tossing suckers up in the air, very offending,
Pterodactyl acts all superior,
Flying up above you, loves to sneer at ya,
Silly head shaped like a crocodile clip,
Perfect for picking up dropped fish and chips,
Harrassing the tourists that walk on the pier,
Wake you up too soon with a squawk in your ear,
Hanging at the sea side, what are they doing?
Just being mean jerks till your holiday's ruined.

So you wanna know about dinosaurs?
Well that's fine, of course! I've got time to source
My knowledge on the matter to you all,
DINOSAURS ARE AWESOME!
I'm not an expert; in truth I only saw some
Pictures in a book, but I had a good look,
I didn't bother with the words so it probably only took three minutes,
But despite the bits I missed I got the gist,
Relax while my dinosaur facts attack you like a fist,

ROAR!

They're still alive you know...
I've seen a film about it.

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from Smells Like Rap, released October 21, 2009

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Simon Panrucker Bristol, UK

When not writing songs for Cartoon Network's Clarence, Simon explodes novelty rap and turbo pop from his funglands for the absolute pleasure or total dismay of all and sundry.

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