Hello My Name Is Simon Panrucker

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lyrics

S-I-M-O-N to the P
To the A-N-R-U-C-K-E to the R
Have you got it so far? My name's Simon Panrucker
First comes Simon then a space, then Panrucker pops up in the next place
Best make haste to commit to memory
The bits of info I'll give you readily:

My first name starts with an S it's Si-mon! Si-mon!
My second name starts with a big fat P it's Panrucker! Panrucker! Panrucker! Panrucker!
My first name ain't Sue or Sam it's Si-mon! Si-mon!
And my last name ain't Panrocker it's Panrucker! Panrucker! Panrucker! Panrucker!

Let me break it down with an acronym
We'll start at the beginning and crack the thing
S is for Super, coz I've got power
I is for Intelligible bluhblahbluhbluhblaaoouueerrr
M is for Majestic like a pegasus
O is for Old Skool - I'm Sega Genesis
N is for Naaa na na na na na naaaaa na na na na na naaa na na na na na naaaaa

P is for Perfect
A is for Awesome
N is for Naaa na na naaa like before, son,
R is for Renegade
U is Unstoppable
C is for Cooler than an iced beer bottle and
K is for kna kna kna knaaaa - IT'S SILENT!
E is for Elegant - pretty like a diamond
R is for rules coz I get them made
Then I break em to bits coz it still stands for Renegade

S.P.
Simon Panrucker, that's me
S.P.
Simon Panrucker, that's me

Simon Panrucker! Simon Panrucker!
Hello my name is Simon Panrucker!
Simon Panrucker! Simon Panrucker!
Hello my name is Simon Panrucker!

Other Simons just act amateur
May just damage ya ramming in a clamour to
Be the biggest fan of the one true man of the
First name Simon last name Panrucker

I don't know if I told you my name
I'll probably play it safe and maybe say it again
I've just got one, don't you call me no other
Coz my name is Simon Panrucker

S.P.
Simon Panrucker, that's me

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from Hello My Name Is Simon Panrucker, released November 5, 2014
Additional vocals by Nuala Honan

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Simon Panrucker Bristol, UK

When not writing songs for Cartoon Network's Clarence, Simon explodes novelty rap and turbo pop from his funglands for the absolute pleasure or total dismay of all and sundry.

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