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lyrics

Salut, je m'appelle Jean Pierre
You'll recognise me from Paris as if you've gone there
Tanned skin, dark brown not blond hair
I make the ladies tremble like I was a bomb scare

Cigarette between lips
Take a hit then a white wine sip
I wear speedos when I take a dip
And I eat French fries not chips

Rolling around sur ma bicyclette
With a garland of garlic around my neck
Pullover patterned with stripes - not spotted and not chequed
Never have a different hat: a beret's a safe bet

I hate your guts
Never make me rush
I've got a lazy strut
To make the ladies blush

I hate your guts
Never make me rush
I've got a lazy strut
To make the ladies blush

[Kiss kiss]
Always kiss both cheeks
Go on holiday for 16 weeks
I make sounds when I speak
Like: Uhhhhhh… je ne sais pas

Everybody in the audience
Play on your accordions
Everybody in the audience
Play on your accordions

Now
Everybody dance
Everybody let's dance let's dance
[Comme quoi?]
Like a man from France
Like a man from France
[Stereotypical]


Everybody in the audience
Play on your accordions
Everybody in the audience


Now
Everybody dance
Everybody let's dance let's dance
[Comme quoi?]
Like a man from France
Like a man from France
[Stereotypical]

My moustache is paper thin
Never have a bare head a beret's the thing
As I lean upon the bar with a lazy grin
Sippin' on a white wine it's my favourite drink

D'accord

[Kiss kiss]
Always kiss both cheeks
Go on holiday for 16 weeks
I make sounds when I speak
Like: 'Uhhhhhh… au revoir.'

credits

from Hello My Name Is Simon Panrucker, released November 5, 2014
Uses these Freesound.org sounds:

dobroide - streetnoise acordion
drogue - acchordian
info-in-tune - accordeon
herbertboland - mouthpop

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Simon Panrucker Bristol, UK

When not writing songs for Cartoon Network's Clarence, Simon explodes novelty rap and turbo pop from his funglands for the absolute pleasure or total dismay of all and sundry.

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