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lyrics

I'm a pretty kitty,
Yah, I'm a pretty kitty
I'm a pretty kitty
I'm a pretty little kitty
I'm a pretty kitty,
Yah, I'm a pretty kitty
I'm a pretty kitty
Such a pretty little kitty

I've got whiskers
I've got ears,
I've a fluffy little tail
And my claws are fierce
I've got whiskers
I've got ears,
I've a fluffy little tail
And my claws are fierce

I've a pretty pink nose
And my fur's like silk
So stop for a stroke
Then fetch my milk
I don't want skimmed
And I don't want semi
So get me the gold top
Or don't get any, coz

I'm a pretty kitty,
Yah, I'm a pretty kitty
I'm a pretty kitty
I'm a pretty little kitty
I'm a pretty kitty,
Yah, I'm a pretty kitty
I'm a pretty kitty
Such a pretty little kitty

I've got whiskers
I've got ears,
I've a fluffy little tail
And my claws are fierce
I've got whiskers
I've got ears,
Got a fluffy little tail
And my claws are fierce

But I don't like hunting
I'm just too vain
I might clip a claw,
Or get a bloodstain
But when I'm in a pout

I have to let it out
I get my toy Mäus
I have a little pounce

[Bam I'm a cat]

And when I'm on the prowl
I dress to the nine tails, pretty kitted out
My crisp cat collar is Dolce Gabanna
And just behind my ears a Swarovski tiara
Pretty kitten mittens make walking harder
But it's worth doing it to parade the Prada
Consume caviar from a Dior dish
Then snack on smoked salmon and a sliced swordfish

My scratching post is a Louis Vuitton

My kitty litter tray's an Yves Saint Laurent
My poop scoop's new and it's true Versace
My food's made fresh by Gordon Ramsey
I have a pedicure til my claws look lush

I lick catnip at the kitty cat club
I prance and I dance and I strut my stuff
I make new friends and I sniff their butts

You're a pretty kitty
You're a pretty kitty
You're a pretty kitty
You're a pretty little kitty

Let's prance and dance and strut our stuff
I make new friends and I sniff their butts

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from Hello My Name Is Simon Panrucker, released November 5, 2014
Uses samples from these YouTube videos:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4p41UUTtys www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI4uK_1wjcQ

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Simon Panrucker Bristol, UK

When not writing songs for Cartoon Network's Clarence, Simon explodes novelty rap and turbo pop from his funglands for the absolute pleasure or total dismay of all and sundry.

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