I'm snooping around looking for chests of treasure,
Exploring the area at my own leisure,
I do it for business, I do it for pure pleasure,
Get them gems and extend my ledger,
Look under this hedge, I look under this rock,
All the better to get at the treasure I never got,
If you have any pots, I'll grab em and smash em to jots,
Revealed your concealed goods and I'm nabbing the lot,
Hoowee! Hot dang, what lovely thangs,
Shiny gold coins and the diamond rangs,
But if I can't kill these hunger pangs,
That Faberge egg's gon' feel my fangs,
I'm on a mission to get the loot,
So hold on while I don my adventure suit,
I'm so energised my eyes could electrocute, so let's go!
I wanna get that gold,
I wanna seize those rupees,
I wanna get them gemstones,
Try to find some nice diamonds,
Yep, yep, yep,
Yo I can be quite nice if the price is right,
For a mighty sum I might become your white knight,
With my armour shining, coz it's covered in diamonds,
And I buff my helmet whenever I got time,
And I'll take a quest if you make the best offer,
But before I say yes place cheques in my coffer,
It's not enough! Cough up you old guff,
Get your nan's antiques, there's heaps of the stuff,
And what what what what's in your pockets please,
Turn them inside out so I can proper see your property,
I'm not a mage, I'll make your wage disappear though,
Hey, I ain't your hero if your bank's full of zeros,
But if you got cash or a hot stash,
I'll give it my top bash, I can be the top brass,
Must dash, gotta smash pots,
And hatch plots to snatch dosh,
I wanna get that gold,
I wanna seize those rupees,
I wanna get them gemstones,
Try to find some nice diamonds,