When the floor board creaks but there's nobody there
I know I shouldn't care but I still get scared
Or when the plumbing cools
And it pops and cracks I'm like
Ooohh whoooaaa... what was that?
I turn on the TV in a pitch black room
The static on screen seems to beam my doom
I stare at a window with no lights switched on
For a mite too long I'm like right, now I'm frightened
When I'm reaching in a deep dark cupboard,
There's a cobweb in the corner but I'm like "not bothered"
But if something brushes the back of my neck
I'm like OH HECK - I'm a shaky old wreck
Moths flying at the light bulb that's fine
They can do whatever they want on their own time
But if they start flapping all up in my face
I'm like, "Wing dust is a thing I must not taste! Urrrgh!"
I can't cope, my neck's gone chilly,
Dry choke as my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke coz I know it seems silly
But I've really got the willies
I can't cope, my neck's gone chilly,
Dry choke as my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke coz I know it seems silly
But I've really really really really really got the willies
Shake hands with a clammy limp grip
Old cold blancmange is like sick
Scrape my finger on the edge of a page
Kiss lips with a lady of old age
When I blink at my reflection in the mirror
And I think of something popping up behind me that's a winner
For making me creeped out I leak out wee
And when I'm swimming in the deep blue sea
I take a look down and I can't see the bottom
It's a feeling that I'd rather have forgotten
I'm a pink speck floating on the top of an abyss
If a sea beast eats me I wouldn't go amiss
Or when I gaze into a clear night sky
The coldness of the cosmos makes me wanna cry
With fear, coz we're surrounded by a void
And it wouldn't make a difference if the planet was destroyed
I can't cope, my neck's gone chilly,
Dry choke as my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke coz I know it seems silly
But I've really got the willies
I can't cope, my neck's gone chilly,
Dry choke as my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke coz I know it seems silly
But I've really really really really really got the willies