We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/
  • Digital Track
    Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

    You own this

     

lyrics

I went to a party the other day
There were several snacks on a silver tray
There were things that looked like cucumbers
Like pickled gherkins but miniature

I said “I’ve never come across one of these before”
She said “Why don’t you try one? there’s plenty more”
I said “Maybe… but I not until I know what they are”
She said “I can’t pronounce it but here’s the jar”

I looked at the word that was printed on
The tiny green things were “Cornichons”
“Fancy stuff”, I said, “Well,” she said
“When I throw a party I spare no expense”

I took a little prong and carefully aimed
At the cornichon that seemed to call my name
The cocktail stick went swiftly through
But in my exuberance it snapped in two

I stopped and gasped
For a miracle had come just to pass
The stick had made a horn
Like a gherkin version of a unicorn

It was a Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn

Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn


The cornichon floated off the tray
And did a vinegary whinny, a pickly neigh
I reached out to the mini mythical creature
It looked scared so I said “I won’t eat ya”

It came close so I stroked it sweetly
It felt bumpy and it sounded squeaky
It liked it! Before too long
The unicornichon sang an awesome song!

Like this!

[UNICORNICHON SOLO]

I pursed my lips
And gave the unicornichon a gentle kiss
It tasted nice
I knew this pickly pal would be my friend for life!

It was a Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
Unicornichon Tiny gherkin with a horn!

Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
Unicornichon Tiny gherkin with a horn!

Unicornichon on the pickle-o!

[UNICORNICHON SOLO]

[CRUNCHING AND EATING NOISES]

I'm so sorry!
Mmm yum
I'll miss you
So tasty

credits

from I've Got Something To Say, released April 7, 2023

license

tags

about

Simon Panrucker Bristol, UK

Simon writes music for FUN (his and yours).

contact / help

Contact Simon Panrucker

Streaming and
Download help

Report this track or account