Yo turn the beat up higher I'm a fuckin' vampire
Never tire at night, yo I'm a killer for hire
Only payment I take is the necks I break
Come out in the night time, BIG MISTAKE
I got fangs, no fans
I be suckin' on yo pituitary glands
That's just for starters, I suck a bit harder
Soon I be chewin' on yo medulla oblongata
I got a terrible blood thirst and what's worse
I'm cursed coz sunshine makes my blood burst
Just kidding, or am I, you don't know
Fact is I don't rest till the blood flow
Half past four in the morning
Grave warning, we be bringing the dawn in
Gotta scarper, until it gets darker
Black out the windows with a permanent marker
YEAH
I'm a Vampire - I only come out at night
I remember one time I saw this girl in the moonlight
She was real fine, skin like mint imperial
But it could never be, coz I'm always hungry
So I cry into my cape
Oh you got me a mirror?
Bad suggestion, I got no reflection
Garlic for me? Are you crazy?!
Don't you know I got the allergies?
And you think I got a use for this?
What the fuck would I do with a crucifix?
But hey, I appreciate the gesture
[Bend down, I want to whisper]
OH PSYCH! I'm actually angry!
Would you buy me a silk tie just to hang me?
Well just try, I wouldn't do jack
You knock me down and I bounce right back
Coz I'm immortal, yeah, I'm meant to kill
Unless I get staked in the ventricle
I wish you would coz I'm lonely
Understand me? I'm never happy and I won't be
Coz nobody loves me
I just want someone to share infinity
And tell me could you love me?
For the rest of time would you be mine?
And do you feel me?
Would you like to be in close vicinity
With a dead body?
I'm not much use around the house
I'm a Vampire - I only come out at night
I remember one time I saw this girl in the moonlight
She was real fine, skin like mint imperial
But it could never be, coz I'm always hungry
So I cry into my cape
credits
from SCARY,
released October 31, 2013
Written by Carl Peck and Simon Panrucker