1. |
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I've got something to say
I've got something to say
I've got something to say
So listen up right here
Listen up right now
I've got something to say
I'm gonna say it real loud
I've got something to say
I ain't gonna hold back
'Cause it's a thing worth saying
And that's that's that's that
So listen up right now
Listen up right here
I've got something to say
It's going in your ear
I'm gonna say it right now
I'm gonna say it right now
I'm gonna say it right now
I'm gonna say it right now
I'm gonna say it
I'm gonna say it
I'm gonna say it
I'm gonna say it
I'm gonna say it
Right now right now right now
Uh... Umm... What was it....
I've got nothing to say
I've got nothing to say
I've got nothing to say
I've got nothing to say
I thought I did back there
I didn't mean to tell lies
I've got nothing to say
I apologise
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2. |
Eat Your Words
02:53
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Udon noodles
Goose, fondue
Custard, mustard
Tiramisu
Goulash, tabouli
Ham hock, halloumi
Fillet, filo, roti
Sweet potato
Strudel, moussaka
Baclava, cashew nut
Mushroom, plum pickle
Sticky toffee, coffee cake
Focaccia, gazpacho soup
Shish kebab, cous cous
Chartreuse, amuse bouche
Alfafa, farfalle
Falafal, fajita
Burrito, Cheeto
Asafoetida
Tuna fish, lamb bunha
Fritatta
Pitta, fritter
Quinoa, pasata
Tuna fish, lamb bunha
Fritatta
Pitta, fritter
Quinoa, pasata
Peaches, sushi
Cheese, chorizo
Ceviche, kimchi
Chimi churri
Cappuccino
Haricot bean, maraschino
Zuchinni
Jalapeno
Eat your words
Eat your words
Umami
Savour every syllable like each is a salami
Eat your words
Eat your words
Umami
Pepper every paragraph with pieces of pastrami
Chicken chow mein
Chicken chimmi changa
Chicken jalfrezi
Chicken pasanda
Salsa, shakshouka
Sloppy giuseppe
Salami, celeriac
Salt, spaghetti
Flapjack, bibimbap
Macaroni
Cookie dough, marshmallow
Marscapone
Borscht
Pulled pork
Raw Horse
Beef Stroganoff
Beef Wellington
Eat your words
Eat your words
Umami
Savour every syllable like each is a salami
Eat your words
Eat your words
Umami
Pepper every paragraph with pieces of pastrami
Jambalaya, paella
Shrimp
Creme fraiche
Walnut whip
Bubble and squeak
Toad in the hole
Rumbledethumps
Guacamole
Artichoke, cardamom
Popsicle,
Green bean, aubergine
Wiener shnitzel
Rum baba, banana
Baba ganoush
Pumpernickel, pickapepper
Pamplemousse
Sauerkraut, marzipan
Frankfurter
Peanut butter
Yarg
Eat your words
Eat your words
Umami
Savour every syllable like each is a salami
Eat your words
Eat your words
Umami
Pepper every paragraph with pieces of pastrami
Pino noir, blancmange
Mange tous, croissant
Creme brulee, souffle
Far Breton
Pain au chocolat
Macarons, madelein
Quiche Lorraine, quatre-quart
Tart Tatin
Crepe, baguette
Oreillette, raclette
Bœuf bourguignon
Saucisson, tartiflette
Gruyere gougeres
Glace Plombières
Pomme du terre
Eat your words
Eat your words
Umami
Savour every syllable like each is a salami
Eat your words
Eat your words
Umami
Pepper every paragraph with pieces of pastrami
Rum baba, banana
Baba ganoush
Pumpernickel, pickapepper
Pamplemousse
Jam
Ham
Flan
Clam
Spam
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3. |
Fussy Eater
03:15
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Hello I’m a werewolf
Didn’t mean to scare you
It’s just I’m having trouble finding
Someone to prepare food
Fit for a furry fellow feeling fairly fussy
Coz many edibles make my delicate belly puffy
I’ve been to the doctor but lost at the start
Coz he tried to prescribe me a silver bullet to the heart
That’s the last time I go private... I’m annoyed
Coz I can’t attack a snack that I can actually enjoy
I don’t eat humans
I don’t eat cats
I don’t eat this and I won’t eat that
I don’t eat anything that isn’t fair trade
Hand made, with egg free mayonnaise
I will drink bat milk if it’s made from peas
I’ll eat the body of christ if it's gluten free
I like oatcake mimosas, a cheeky blend
But I won’t eat soya coz of the oestrogen
I don’t feel great, my tummy aches
It’s been a long time since I last ate
I’ve got specific dietary needs
I don’t eat meat, respectfully
Do you know if this was produced ethically
I’m worried I might die before I eat
[AS HUMAN]
But when I am a human, I eat what I like
Make it dripping with grease please, and pile it high
Big mac, mac n cheese,
Double big king
In a KFC bucket with an albatross wing
Raw slabs of beef, it’s a meat sensation
I like it better if it leads to deforestation
I eat crustaceans if they’re dripping with cheese
I drink palm oil pepsi, I hate chimpanzees
I like stacks of chicks fried alive and dipped
In mayonnaise from their unborn brother and sister
I’m mister fancy when I eat giraffe
I eat protected species but just for a laugh
I climb into the carcass to eat my spuds
And wash it down with a nice fresh pint of blood
I feel gassy, fetch me a pasty
I eat what I like and I like it nasty
[AS WEREWOLF]
But my body is a temple
I treat it with respect
And respect the life of everything that hasn’t died yet
I’d only eat fruit that's fallen from its own weight
If I wasn’t so concerned about the sugar intake
I eat field mushrooms that are foraged by a mouse
That’s allowed to live with all its friends inside an eco house
And it’s been a fair while since I’ve had an avocado
Coz of air miles
I don’t feel great, my tummy aches
It’s been a long time since I last ate
I’ve got specific dietary needs
I don’t eat meat, respectfully
Do you know if this was produced ethically
I’m worried I might die before I eat
[AS HUMAN]
Get a squid and shove it up a duck
Deep fry it and chuck it in a vat of kebab meat and bring it to me NOW!
And get me a napkin, I’m not an animal.
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4. |
Crocs and Boxers
01:43
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Hey everybody there’s a hot new style
It’s worth your while but it’s not for the mild
Fresh fashion with a fun little twist
Easy to grasp just get the gist
Two things down low, one thing in the middle
Nothing up top just keep it simple
Follow my steps, you’ll be ready in a moment
All it takes is two key components
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
When the day starts it doesn’t take much
To pop on my crocs then strut my stuff
Eff the haters, they just don’t know me
Style is sacred, my footwear’s holey
It should be criminal to look this hot
Cops, come and try to snatch my crocs
Trousers are lousy, shoes are for losers,
Everybody makes a choice and I choose this
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
Crocs and boxers
There's only one way to improve this look
Crocs and socks and boxers
Yeah
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5. |
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Getting things done
Getting things done
Being productive
Getting things done
Getting things done
Getting things done
Being productive
Getting things done
I made a list
That I can tick
I took a long time
Deciding which colours to pick
There's videos
That you can watch
About being productive
And I watch lots and lots and lots
Getting things done
Getting things done
Being productive
Getting things done
Getting things done
Getting things done
Being productive
Getting things done
I made a system
To get organised
I keep redesigning it
So I can get it just right
Just right, not quite
I have a friend
[Hello?]
That I call each day
[Let's check in]
To keep each other accountable
[I haven't done it]
Plus it's just nice to say hey hey hey all day
There's only one thing I like more than getting things done
And that's talking about how much I'm gonna get done
Getting things done
Getting things done
Being productive
Getting things done
Getting things done
Getting things done
Being productive
Getting things done
Getting things done
Getting things done
Being productive
Getting things done
Getting things done
Getting things done
Just singing about
How much I'm gonna get done
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6. |
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Do you like jokes?
They are very funny
Do you like laughing?
It is very funny
I like jokes
I like laughing
Here are my favourite jokes
Why shouldn't you accept cheques from kangaroos?
They always bounce
What do you call a singer with really long arms?
Lindsay Low-Hands
Who both sings and is the sweetest thing?
Bonbon Bono
What does Aslan do all day?
Narnia business
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Guhuhuh tuhuhuh
Hahaha ha
Ooh hoo hoo hoo
Ooh now stop it
Hghthh thghhh
That's very funny
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Guhuhuh tuhuhuh
Hahaha ha
Ooh hoo hoo hoo
Ooh now stop it
Hghthh thghhh
That's very funny
Why do mountains ruin surprises?
They always peak
What do you shout when you successfully strain your curds?
Whey
What do you call an old lady with 88 keys?
Gran Piano
Which singer weally weally wikes wailways?
Shania Twain
[Instrumental]
Oh
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Guhuhuh tuhuhuh
Hahaha ha
Ooh hoo hoo hoo
Ooh now stop it
Hghthh thghhh
That's very funny
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Guhuhuh tuhuhuh
Hahaha ha
Ooh hoo hoo hoo
Ooh now stop it
Hghthh thghhh
That's very funny
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7. |
Bass vs Treble
02:30
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Face frowns when the bass sound pounds
In the subs down low bounce booty on the dance floor
Treble up top, snap crackle and pop
Smack hands for the claps while the hi hats rock
Stop that nonsense bass is the bomb
Sense jelly in your belly from the big bass monster
Treble is important for all kinds of interest
Rhythmic ornaments and choruses of insects
Buh buh buh
Buh buh buh buh
Buh buh buh
Buh buh buh BASS
Tre tre tre
Tre tre tre tre
Tre tre tre
Tre tre tre TREBLE
I’m the big fat bap when you bake your bread
Make your face scrunch up as you shake your head
I glisten and I whistle, if you listen for me
I’ll tell you when it’s high time for a nice hot tea
Bass vibrations shake things down
Sneak from the speakers deep under ground
I'm tickling your ear drums, trickle non stop
Little sweet things leak from the tweeters up top
Buh buh buh
Buh buh buh buh
Buh buh buh
Buh buh buh BASS
Tre tre tre
Tre tre tre tre
Tre tre tre
Tre tre tre TREBLE
I've got my voice down low
I've got my voice down low
I've got my voice up high
I've got my voice up high
I've got my voice down low
I've got my voice down low
I've got my voice up high
I've got my voice up high
Come on
Buh buh buh
Buh buh buh buh
Buh buh buh
Buh buh buh BASS
Tre tre tre
Tre tre tre tre
Tre tre tre
Tre tre tre TREBLE
Don't forget the midrange
Thanks
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8. |
The Tang
01:49
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When I get low and I feel so flat
I know there’s a fruit that can remedy that
It’s lemony in shape and lemony in colour
A citrus fruit that’s fresher than the others
Alphabetically it’s a muddled up melon
That’s right, I’m talking about lemons
Go to the fruit bowl pick a fresh one
Then squeeze that sucker right on my tongue
Oooh can you feel that taste
Lemony tang freakin’ up my face
Eyes like “whoa!” Mouth gone small
Lips tight like a little cat’s bumhole
Oooh can you feel that taste
Lemony tang freakin’ up my face
Eyes like “whoa” mouth gone small
Scrunched up like a cold testicle
Mmm that’s nice, I feel refreshed
There’s a lemony zest pepping up my breath
My lips are lively, my tongue’s a tingle
I want to double drop, why stop at a single?
I take a fresh lemon in both my hands
And tell my taste buds prepare to get slammed
Cos I’ll be damned if I can’t taste the tang
The flavour bomb drops, tick tock kablam
Oooh can you feel that taste
Lemony tang freakin’ up my face
Eyes like “whoa” mouth gone small
Lips tight like a little cat’s bumhole
Oooh can you feel that taste
Lemony tang freakin’ up my face
Eyes like “whoa!” Mouth gone small
Scrunched up cold testicle
Gosh dang, gosh dang
Face vortex as I taste the tang
It takes more pips than a peeled orange
To eat lemon meringue but sans meringue
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9. |
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I don’t wanna make a fuss about nothing
I don’t wanna be the boy who cried wolf
No I don’t wanna be that guy
Who makes up dramas all the time
I’m just a bit concerned about my health
[COUGHING]
I don’t wanna be a burden to no one
[COUGHING]
I don’t wanna be a thorn in your side
[COUGHING]
I don’t wanna overblow
But I think maybe you should know
That I’ve just lost the use of both my eyes
[Oh god!]
I’ll be fine
I’ll be fine
I’ll be fine
I’ll be fine
I’ll be fine
It's probably nothing to worry about
Lalalala la lala lala lala
[GRUNTING IN PAIN]
Lalalala la lala lala la
[MOANING IN AGONY]
Lalalala la lala
[Oh I think I just poo'd myself]
I don’t wanna make a load of excuses
[agh, my spleen!]
I don’t wanna take up all of your time
[I think it's exploded]
No I don’t wanna make a fuss
But I think I’m losing lots of blood
And I can’t feel a thing below my spine
I’ll be fine
I’ll be fine
I’ll be fine
I’ll be fine
I’ll be fine
[COLLAPSES]
[Instrumental]
[DEATHLY GARGLE]
It's probably nothing to worry about
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10. |
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Everything’s covered in poo
Everything’s covered in poo and wee and puke
All kinds of goop
Everything’s covered in puke
Everything’s covered in puke and wee and poo
All kinds of goo
But it doesn’t all come from me no more
No it doesn’t all come from me
Cos I got a baby
Yeah I got a baby
No it doesn’t all come from me no more
All the poo and the puke and the wee no more
Uh uh
Cos I got a baby
Yeah I got a baby
A non stop tinkler
A human sprinker
A poo poo tardis
An expressive artist
A decorator
That you wouldn’t pay for
It’s like that one bit
From the exorcist
‘Cause everything’s covered in poo
Everything’s covered in poo and wee and puke
All kinds of goop
Everything’s covered in puke
Everything’s covered in puke and wee and poo
All kinds of goo
But it doesn’t all come from me no more
All the poo and the puke and the wee no more
Uh uh
Cos I got a baby
So it’s all gravy
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11. |
Unicornichon
02:43
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I went to a party the other day
There were several snacks on a silver tray
There were things that looked like cucumbers
Like pickled gherkins but miniature
I said “I’ve never come across one of these before”
She said “Why don’t you try one? there’s plenty more”
I said “Maybe… but I not until I know what they are”
She said “I can’t pronounce it but here’s the jar”
I looked at the word that was printed on
The tiny green things were “Cornichons”
“Fancy stuff”, I said, “Well,” she said
“When I throw a party I spare no expense”
I took a little prong and carefully aimed
At the cornichon that seemed to call my name
The cocktail stick went swiftly through
But in my exuberance it snapped in two
I stopped and gasped
For a miracle had come just to pass
The stick had made a horn
Like a gherkin version of a unicorn
It was a Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
The cornichon floated off the tray
And did a vinegary whinny, a pickly neigh
I reached out to the mini mythical creature
It looked scared so I said “I won’t eat ya”
It came close so I stroked it sweetly
It felt bumpy and it sounded squeaky
It liked it! Before too long
The unicornichon sang an awesome song!
Like this!
[UNICORNICHON SOLO]
I pursed my lips
And gave the unicornichon a gentle kiss
It tasted nice
I knew this pickly pal would be my friend for life!
It was a Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
Unicornichon Tiny gherkin with a horn!
Unicornichon
Tiny gherkin with a horn
Unicornichon Tiny gherkin with a horn!
Unicornichon on the pickle-o!
[UNICORNICHON SOLO]
[CRUNCHING AND EATING NOISES]
I'm so sorry!
Mmm yum
I'll miss you
So tasty
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