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Luke Mosher This is one of my favorite pop songs to come out in the last few years. The composer writes music for Cartoon Network's Clarence, so I'll call this cartoon pop. Someone should make more cartoon pop.
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lyrics

I woke up in the morning and the sun broke through
The opened curtains, the birds sang too
And they said:

"This is a day to celebrate and savour
The fruit you favour"

So I said OK then
What is the best way to taste the fresh flavours
That make the basis of my sacred playlist of the
Fruit selection, I'm a fruit selecta
Bully for me coz all the fruit's delectable
I'm suggestible - I can't decide, birds
Who should be the first fruit I put on the inside,
Of my tummy, it's all yummy so what
Should I do to choose who's the first fruit to chew?

And they said:

"The greatest way to make the flavours flow forth
Is to cut it all up to make a fruit salad
Baby you can play with combinations of course
But you cut it all up to a make a fruit salad"

So I got to picking all the finger lickin plums
And peaches, each one in reach is delicious
Teach the leaches to reap the sweetness
From nectarine blood the nectar runs clean,
A tangerine plucked, or a huckleberry
A pair of fat pears or an apple or three
Or four fresh figs, wait, 8 elderberries
Damn, son, damsons, we'll shake all the trees

Then you're chop chop chop chop chop chop
Chopping it up and don't stop till you're stocking it up
To the top of the bowl, to make a whole fruit salad
I'm enamoured with salad with a fully fruit balance

Hello I'm a tomato, can I join the party?
I'm a fruit too but nobody has asked me
I would like to be with some different company
Instead of the lettuce leaves, cucumber and parsely
So please can I try? I'm a pretty sweet guy
I've got seeds inside so it really does apply
I'm a fruit! It's the truth! And I'm colourful to boot
So can I come and have some fun with other fun fruits?

Listen
I just think it's best if you stick with the lettuce
Well done for suggesting, there's no need to regret this
But you're used in sauces in savoury courses
So of course it's too awkward and you can't come

I'm a pineapple, I don't want that guy to come in my bowl
He's too reliable, I'm spiky like a triangle
He looks like a circle, but really he's a square
I don't want to be hurtful but keep him outta here

YEAH FRUIT!
EAT FRUIT!

"The greatest way to make the flavours flow forth
Is to cut it all up to make a fruit salad
Baby you can play with combinations of course
But you cut it all up to a make a fruit salad"

Then you're chop chop chop chop chop chop
Chopping it up and don't stop till you're stocking it up
To the top of the bowl, to make a whole fruit salad
I'm enamoured with salad with a fully fruit balance

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from Hello My Name Is Simon Panrucker, released November 5, 2014

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Simon Panrucker Bristol, UK

When not writing songs for Cartoon Network's Clarence, Simon explodes novelty rap and turbo pop from his funglands for the absolute pleasure or total dismay of all and sundry.

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