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When the floor boards creak but there's nobody there
I know I shouldn't care but I still get scared
Or when the plumbing cools
And it pops and cracks I'm like
Uuuh whaaa what was that?

I turn on the TV in a pitch black room
The static on screen seems to beam my doom
I stare at a window with no lights switched on
For a mite too long I'm like right, now I'm frightened

When I'm reaching in a deep dark cupboard,
There's a cobweb in the corner but I'm like: not bothered
But if something brushes the back of my neck
I'm like ohh heck! I'm a shaky old wreck

Moths flying at the light bulb that's fine
They can do whatever they want on their own time
But if they start flapping up in my face
I'm like: Wing dust is a thing I must not taste
Uhhh!


I can't cope
My neck's gone chilly
Dry choke
As my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke
Coz I know it seems silly
But I've really really really really got the willies

Shake hands with a clammy limp grip - eerrghh
Old cold blancmange is like sick - eerrgh
Scrape my finger on the edge of a page - errrghh
Kiss lips with a lady of old age - eerrrghh

When I blink at my reflection in the mirror
And I think of something popping up behind me that's a winner
For making me creeped out I leak out wee
And when I'm swimming in the deep blue sea

I look down and I can't see the bottom
It's a feeling that I'd rather have forgotten
I'm a pink speck floating on the top of an abyss
If a sea beast eats me I wouldn't go amiss

Or when I gaze into a clear night sky
The coldness of the cosmos makes me wanna cry
With fear, coz we're surrounded by a void
And it wouldn't make a difference if the planet was destroyed

I can't cope
My neck's gone chilly
Dry choke
As my throat shrieks shrilly
Don't joke
Coz I know it seems silly

But I've really really really really got the willies

Yeah, willy, willy
I've really got the willies
Willy willy, willy willy willy
Willy
I've really got the willies
Come on
Willy willy
Willy willy willy
I've really got the willies
Willy willy
Willy willy willy willy
I've really really really really really got the willies

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from Hello My Name Is Simon Panrucker, released November 5, 2014

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Simon Panrucker Bristol, UK

When not writing songs for Cartoon Network's Clarence, Simon explodes novelty rap and turbo pop from his funglands for the absolute pleasure or total dismay of all and sundry.

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